But there to stop her is.um.the former student (who wears shirts too big and shorts too small), her sister Kevyn (yes, she's named Kevyn.no, there is no reason for this), and Bruce Boxleitner as the sheriff, who seems to be the only one concerned about all the death that keeps piling up (and, if one scene is any indication, lives in a garbage dump). One Evil Dead set of words later, and bammo! Aneh-tet is awake, roaming the streets nude in search of souls to awaken her army.well, crew of six mummies, anyway.so she may conquer the world. Inside this tomb sit the remains of Aneh-tet, an Egyptian priestess who was banished from her homeland for being, well, power-mad and generally horrible. Professor Swatek (Billy Peltzer, aka Zach Galligan of Gremlins fame) has found an ancient Egyptian tomb in California.no, seriously, that's the plot.and has brought in his students, a former student, and an accent-changing professor from Cairo to help study it. If the Asylum's writing staff is actually following that policy, it will be some time before Shakespeare is in trouble, as Legion of the Dead continues their proud tradition of combining crap with.well, more crap. It is said that a room full of monkeys with typewriters will eventually write the works of Shakespeare. #15 - The One Man Band: The Asylum's Legion of the Dead Season 4 - Episode 781 - Aired Admire the automotive carnage as you pity the droves of Affliction-shirt-wearing dum-dums who paid money to see this crap un-ironically, then smugly pat yourself on the back for knowing how dumb this all is while secretly enjoying it anyway. Rock’, just call me ‘The’” Johnson, and the rest of the rag-tag group of gentlemen bandits as they lay waste to countless innocent bystanders. Drawback Productions (Dru Brock and his wife-the O’Conner to his Toretto-Megan) watch Vin “Pause to Seem Cool” Diesel, Duane “My father was ‘Mr. With no articles or coordinating conjunctions to slow them down, the filmmakers finally found the perfect balance of unnecessary breather scenes, obligatory drag races and a consistent distaste for the physics of planet earth. Tenacious as a cockroach, the F&F series has survived the loss and reacquisition of its hairless star, numerous rappers-turned-actors, and a little piece of fan fiction-turned-actual-movie called Tokyo Drift to become an unlikely box office BRO-hemoth. Well stop imagining because that’s pretty much what you get with Fast Five, AKA Fast and Furious 5, AKA F5, AKA Refresh Web Page. #10 - Drawback Productions: Fast Five Season 4 - Episode 772 - Aired ĭo you recall playing with toy cars as a child, staging your own little car chases in which the vehicles would fly off of tables and bounce off of walls? Now imagine that your stubby little hands have been removed from the picture and the little cars are full-sized, yet they still continue to perform acts of such absurd vehicular derring-do that it feels as if a child made it up. Therefore, this episode is recommended for mature viewers only. It’s an embarrassment of riches!Ī word of warning: Although there isn’t a lot of naked in THE NAKED WITCH, this feature does include a fair amount of nudity, mostly in the ELM MANOR companion short. If that wasn’t enough, the two of them also present the short subjects SATAN IN PRISON and NIGHTMARE AT ELM MANOR. His pain is your gain, though, because he and roommate Babs stripped THE NAKED WITCH bare with their cutting riffs. That’s right, Johnny voluntarily viewed an early work by the director of ATTACK OF THE EYE CREATURES. On Halloween, Johnny had watched the 1961 Larry Buchanan opus THE NAKED WITCH. #1 - The Ghosts on the Big Brown Couch: The Naked Witch Season 4 - Episode 767 - Aired Įpisode 5: Johnny prepares to answer the knock at the front door, ready to face the consequences of his ghost roomies shattering the living room window of their fifth-story apartment (again) and potentially hurling deadly shards of glass onto passersby.
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